In the space of two days, it's remarkable to see me with two posts but hey..i'm Mr Unpredictable and people do get stunned by my eccentric behaviour and shall I say It's partly due to my Gemini horoscope and people out there will be going "Not another horoscope trait entry" Not to worry, I will be touching on the once again single Britney Spears. I just saw a picture of our dear Britney Spears exposing her garmentless bottom and nether region to the entire world in her car. With her was another of our friend, the sultry Paris Hilton.
I can't sympathise with Britney this time as nobody forgets to wear their underwear and if you forgot to wear,Britney, either you are lying or you were spaced out by the booze to even care about wearing underwear or you simply needed the attention after you have dumped K.Fed. The whole world sympathises with you for making a rash and crappy decision to marry K.Fed but don't you think it's time to take a step back and think rationally about your future instead of partying away with of all people, Paris Hilton. Was it Paris Hilton who influenced you to go commando? Good friends will watch out for each other and I'm sure Paris Hilton will be of great help to comfort you.
Paris Hilton could perhaps help you make a home porn movie with the guy you could have picked up at the club if any or better still, you, Paris and Nicole could feature together in the next reality series of The Simple Life. I will like you guys to do a documentary or even a serial on the Rich Lifestyle as that's what interests me and I will rather see you girls drunk and having random sex than see you doing meaningless things like appreciating nature's beauty and the simple things in life as I believe you don't, Paris.
I may be getting a overdose of Britney and Paris over the past few days but it makes for entertaining reading and I hope Britney seeks better publicity to revitalise her rocky career. Are you listening Britney???